Girls, his name is Tiny Tim And if go out with him You will soon discover Tiny Tim is a lover From his heart And he'll always try To do his part (CHORUS) Tiny Tim is a lover (He's a real gone lover) Tiny Tim is a lover (He's a real gone lover) You will be surprised That a man his size Sure knows how to hypnotize (CHORUS) You know Jim Dandy Tried to be good But he never did The best he could Tiny Tim would Put him in his place Because he's small in size And fits anyplace (CHORUS) I know Stagger Lee Has upset this town Til along came a cat Named Charlie Brown But now, Tony Tim He's on the scene And all the girls Can't help but scream (CHORUS) I said hypnotize (hypnotize) Oh, hypnotize (hypnotize) Hey, hypnotize (hypnotize)