I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy,
You let your face grow long I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the
Sky, see how they run I'm crying, crying
I'm crying,
Crying Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your
Knickers down I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus,
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Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain I
Am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob,
G'goo goo g'joob Expert, textpert choking smokers
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they hide
I'm crying Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar
Allan Poe I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob,
G'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob
♪
Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob