Kemosabe tears his facemask off It don't work round here no more All the townsfolk knows his real name All the townsfolk knows the score He's just another lost and found On the trail where heroes strode At night he drives his kids back home Along the Eagle Road The uniform don't fit the crime Even Tonto rides behind The mystery masked cowboy Way too much upon his mind See he to drinking heavy When the shadows start to fall His lady tired of waiting up Washing bloodstains off the wall It's not like in the movies It's not like he's got friends If he didn't pay the Indian That's where the story ends Everyone still needs him, when the villain Comes to town When the bad guys come a callin', he's good To have around But the years of chasing outlaws and Standing up alone Means his children send letters, sometimes Call him on the phone When the dirty work is over, when the smoke Has cleared the air There's an awful lot to talk about with Someone who just ain't there He's got a reputation, appearances to keep He's high on medication, strung out from Lack of sleep He shoulda been a farmer or a fireman On the trains There's a whirlwind in his stomach as he pulls back on the reins See i'm getting older Tonto And i don't know what to do When the bounty checks start drying up And i'm left with me and you We all start off as heroes, we all start off as friends We all want to be in movies and still alive towards the end We all want a bag of dollars and the girl there by our side But mosst of us die wanting caught with nowhere left to hide The Lone Ranger rides again tonight From the bottle to the glass Shooting shadows in the canyon Waiting for the pain to pass