It really does in your head To see the wino's stew their liver Choking decoking their lungs That cry out sadly for some cleaner air Kissing their common law wives They're cheek to cheek, bristle to bristle No wonder he hits the jug She's got more facial hair than he has And do I see myself here Beside a hatful of beer in time With lady luck by my side A rhythm queen on the slide Together on a bench we'll sing in harmony She just can't work out her feet Not sure if there are two or four now Her blue faced love dances around With all the demons that he knows by name And don't the rain cool him down As he lies singing to the pavement That pissed Caruso is in concert For all if we don't trip on his head And do I see myself here Beside a hatful of beer in time With lady luck by my side A rhythm queen on the slide Together on a bench we'll sing in harmony And do I see myself here Beside a hatful of beer in time With lady luck by my side A rhythm queen on the slide Together on a bench we'll sing in harmony It really does in your head To see the wino's stew their liver Choking decoking their lungs That cry out sadly for some cleaner air Kissing their common law wives They're cheek to cheek, bristle to bristle No wonder he hits the jug She's got more facial hair than he has