- Clopin and Company - Now listen and learn for there's more here than meets the eye Do you see them there with their finery and jewels They're gonna find some freak and crown him king of fools From the poor and oppressed They're gonna pick the ugliest And make him the king But don't be fooled by their generosity It's just a dirty trick by the aristocracy Ya see they want somebody who They can mock and ridicule Someone like you, and me, but especially you (Chorus) Who'll be the king of fools Who'll be the king of fools Could it be me or you King of fools King of fools Keep your fingers light for it's time to confiscate For a pocked picked puts a sausage on the plate Besides, the rich and velvet clad Are just waiting to be had So deservedly God damn these gypsies They're demons from Satan's lair They'll move right in Then there goes the town and square First they'll amuse you and smile then they'll steal you blind Cause given have a chance You know they're gonna breed like rats Then voila you'll see There goes our ethnic purity (Chorus) Who'll be the king of fools Who'll be the king of fools His ugliness always rules King of fools King of fools Today's the day We celebrate the feast And worship not the beauty But the beast So if people gasp in shock Cause your face could stop a clock Step right this way Who'll be the king of fools Who'll be the king of fools His ugliness always rules King of fools King of fools