Please Mr. Policeman Don't pull me over on this road It is a free way there's no way to go There's an 18 wheeler beside me Everyone else is going on faster And there's a war I could be Nowhere to go Now you got me wondering What on earth am I doing wrong Or do you need me to get out of the way My old car she doesn't go so fast But look at her ain't she sweet She likes speed lover just like me Don't bring that dog up sniffing around Scratch the paint I don't know What I caused the police And I try my best to keep it clean but You just know ever know What you might find under the seat I'm not gonna lie you get me sweating And my heart skipped that beat Come on and please let me up Please Mr., don't be confused Think I want to try a knock Don't get mistaking I'm acting gently sir