Little child, close your eyes You're like an angel in the moonlight While you're dreaming A new day waits for you Let this lullaby carry you through It's bedtime (it's bedtime) Let my army of demons rock you to sleep It's bedtime (it's fuckin' bedtime) Have sweet dreams while I rev my jeep ♪ I see you're still awake for some reason Was it the guitar solo? Was it the demons? Yeah, people have told us that before Little child, just relax now Let Brian play some gentle sax now I'll use this jackhammer Right outside your door Vibrations will help you sleep for sure It's bedtime (it's bedtime) Let the laughter of Satan close your sleepy eyes It's bedtime (it's fuckin' bedtime) Fighter jets tearing across the skies It's bedtime (it's bedtime) There's a boatload of pirates and they're fighting police It's bedtime (it's fuckin' bedtime) Here's a carnivorous beaver and it's hungry for meat Do you ever think about how ghosts can't be stopped by anything? Would you like to see a slideshow about where meat comes from? Apparently lots of venomous snakes can open doors, who knew? Check out my airhorn! It's bedtime (it's bedtime) Let the hellspawn of Zagoth mellow all of your dreams It's bedtime (it's fuckin' bedtime) Here's one last bloodcurdling scream (ah!) Freeze, your mask, yee matey! Put your hands up Goodnight!