Creeper (Arin):
Strolling down the street, the square street.
A fair sheet of squares sleep below my feet.
Creeper 's what they call me, but even I see
That all of this beauty can fill me with such glee.
Look at this tall tree; it's nature's majesty!
Would it be so bad if someone BLEW THE F*CK OUT OF IT?
This sweet pig here, alone walking around,
He has the perfect face for GETTING RIPPED FROM THE INSIDE F*CKING OUT!
Narrator (Dan):
Hey mister creeper (WHAT!?)
There's no need for that kinda language (F*CK YOU!)
The only "F" word is "fun!"
Life's even sweeter without explosions.
Minecraft is for everyone!
Hoo-ray! Let's all be nice today.
Everyone is at play, there is no need to blow them away.
Oh, hi! Let's go help those two guys build their house of- *BOOM*
No, no, see this is exactly what I'm talking about.
If you've gotta curse, just say the word "fudge."
I know no one will judg- *BOOM*
Stop!
No more exploding or cursing, no one else has to die!
Okay?
Creeper (Arin):
F*ck it I'll try.
Narrator (Dan):
Okay, we're off to a bad start but that's fine.
Creeper (Arin):
I'm on a nice kick, I'll make some friends quick.
I don't have many because everyone's a huge di-uhhhh...
I have to admit I just might lose it.
Having to give up my favorite things is FUNKING BULLSHRIMP!
Man, it's hard not to be mean.
(Notch):
Hey guys, do you need help writing lyrics?
Creeper (Arin):
NO! You don't even know Minecraft music!
(Notch):
Bu-but I'm Notch!
Creeper (Arin):
More like Not-chour song! Oh SHH-UGAR SNAP PEAS I went there!
Narrator (Dan):
Tee hee! We're so happy and free.
Let's clear away the debris from all the ruined lives of your killing spree.
It's fun to be nice to someone! They'll really love you a ton!
Creeper (Arin):
You know what? Why don't you kneel down and kiss my creepy-
Narrator (Dan):
Buns! You'll feel so much love and magic and rapture.
Hearts will be captured
Creeper (Arin):
Monkey-fighting glass-bowl MODDER-SCRATCHER!
Narrator (Dan):
We just learned a lesson, creepers can make amends!
Guess what? You're my new frie-*BOOM*