I'm so excited
That I have been invited
To a party, I'm delighted
That I am not a Tetris piece, mostly unrequited
The tallest of the pieces I have fighted
And now the fire in my belly has been so ignited
Boom! My phone is blowin' up
So I'm rollin to the party goin 'sup
All my friends hangin round pilin' up
Waitin' for the main man to back up and go yup
I'm the fuckin' Long Piece, hell yeah!
Yo, Long Piece, welcome to the party man, grab a beer!
Hey I have an idea, come fill this long gap for us!
Damn my friends are needin' me
Fillin' holes like a meaty tree
Makin' fuckin' blocks disappear, shed a tear
'Cause it's all clear, right here,
Strikes fears, and gets revered this year
Oh shit, yet again a text message from my bro
Woo woo, another party so here I fuckin' go
Ridin' dirty in my Caddy blastin' Dre to let 'em know
Hey, Long Piece could you come over
Here and complete this Tetris please?
Shit yeah! But this is probably
The last Tetris that I'm gonna see
Gettin' hard for me
To determine if these friends really care for me
'Cause I'm a little insecure about the reasoning
For the constant invitations, think they're using me
I don't think I'll answer it
'Cause I'm feelin' kinda split
Little sad, feelin' bad that my friends aren't legit
Honestly I'm hurt, think I'm gonna call my mom
Sweetie, it's wonderful to hear from
You, I so look forward to your visits
Say, next time you're here,
Why don't you go ahead and complete this Tetris for me?
Fuck, not my mom! She's my last hope
Feelin' like a dope
Gonna cry, maybe let my feelings go
Shit! Pull yourself together. Holy fuck, goin' fetal
Barfed a little. Maybe, yeah, definitely barfed a little
Not gonna fill that space
No I'm not gonna fill that space
I'm not gonna fill that space
Motherfucker no I'm not gonna fill that space!
Hell yeah, gettin' therapy
At least there's one person that is there for me
Listens to my feelings and my stories and apparently
Bitch I'm makin' progress from my mom's mess
And I'll never let another be unfair to me
Fuck yeah, back in the game
And I have changed, never be the same, they should be ashamed
'Cause my therapist says that I
Exist to be more than a dismissed block
Ain't that right, doc?
Yeah I'm your doctor. Hey, while I've got you here, fill this Tetris.
FUCK!