Hey yo Deadass My mom's pretty sure I'm gonna be a somewhat successful rapper I do too Oh, woah I'm not a nice guy (He's not a nice guy) I go to jail sometimes (He goes to jail sometimes) Yeah, but I am slowly getting better Ever since a little lady Wrote me such a lovely letter I love breathing, pizza, Santa Claus, and Jesus And other things that feel real nice to believe in I love drinking, yeah But not enough to ever have to go to all those stupid meetings (Let's go!) And I love you DeMarcus cousins and Ashley I love you DeMarcus cousins and Ashley I love you DeMarcus cousins and Ashley I love you you you you you I love you like the stars love lonely eyes On seven consecutive Friday nights, I I love you like the dog hates the leash And the leash loves the dog Like I love nothing else at all I love you like the kings love to lose DeMarcus cousins love to ask the refs what he do, oh shit I love you like my dad loved my mom Before they realized that they don't love each other at all I love you like the stars love lonely eyes, I On seven consecutive Friday nights I love you like the kings love to lose And DeMarcus cousins love to ask the refs what he do, and I love you like Kenny loves to dance Kenny only loves to wear pants, and I love you like bosses love to talk a lot of shit And love getting really mad when I quit, what the I love you like the bird hates November Or just really really rainy windy weather I love you like America loves to fuck things up And cops love to do things that are super unnecessary Really, look into the-look into real history America has fucking caused a lot of problems for the general world But, I love you like the stars love lonely eyes on On seven consecutive Friday nights, I I love you like the kings love to lose And DeMarcus cousins love to ask the refs what he do And wooh Ashley I, hate you-miss you So much So much dude, fuck I don't even know what to say Umm, yep I miss your face