I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Lambo', but I'm not quite there yet Sometimes I get drunk and I forget what day it is I wish that I was skinnier, but I love sandwiches One time I tried to burn sage to clear the vibes Then the smoke alarm went off and my ex-girl cried She cried for a bunch of other reasons, I- (I'm never going back to Four Seasons) I wish that I was friends with Drake So I can dig through his trash and have a yard sale today Damn, I wish my name wasn't Frank, fuck! I wish it was Blake I learned a lot from my dad Like how to yell a lot and make a car go fast I wish that I was in the league I'm a number one pick with two bad knees, go I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek We're both very reliable Got in a couple accidents I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Lambo', but I'm not quite there yet I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet What's the point of being cool? Cut your hair and get a job like the rest of us do Don't play guitar in the park and just sit If I hear another G chord, I'm breaking your shit Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek Suspension is soft as a cute lil' baby neck My clique orders club salads And look like they all sing ballads I could have bought a Lambo' happily But the insurance is high, and I kinda want a family Why does dad have a Lambo? He was insecure about himself, son, let it go Nothing like fighting another man 'Cause he cut me off in traffic and my morning started bad I'm glad that his kids got to see that his dad's a giant prick And that he got what he needs Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek Life is an abyss half filled with sadness My ex-girl's grandpa invented pinball He had a lot of time on his hands I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Lambo', but I'm not quite there yet I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Lambo', but I'm not quite there yet I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet ♪ Hey, guys! Have you heard about the all new Subaru Crosstrek With a new suspension package? If you buy one, you'll be riding smooth in no time It also came with a trailer hitch, but it's only four cylinders So you probably shouldn't tow anything My dad says that messes up the transmission