Aajao tum meray pass kyu bhago tum door abh mujhse
Mai na mazhabi andh bhakt tabiy tum bhaago door daina ye pol khol
Kaha jaao ghay chupkay
Kyu na mar jaao paani mai dhoob kay
Mai tab bhi laash laikay aajao fir cheekhu
Mar kay bhi muh khol
Tum wohi jo kaaran is sab kay
Khoon aur apharan jin sab kay
Dhoodo agar kaaran mazhab kay dikhay ya sach bol
Bhalay ki dikhay ye sabhi tumhay padaaku
Paday kitaabay ye ultiy sab anpad daaku
Du mai rishwat ya paisay jaakay du court mai
Dono jagah du note mai
Dono jagah sar phodtay
Ha court zyaadah
Par soncho paisay dono kay jaeb mai
Court kay paisay janta kay
Haan tabhi scooty ka puncture roz mode pay
Naa mujhko bolo tum bakwas ye ki sab emaandaar hai
Khaakh aik he sab bay emaan saaray
Raakh kay dikhay na kyu nazaaray
Bhaagtay jo bhi ghand say bichaaray
Aik kadam peechay lo do kadam aagay tum bali kay
Kya mai sanki
Poochu jo bhi mai sawaal inhay milay jawaab yahi
Mazaak unhi ka udaau jo karay dimaag ki dahi
Kya mai sanki
Poochu jo bhi mai sawaal inhay milay jawaab yahi
Kya tu sanki
Mazaak unhi ka udaau jo karay dimaag ki dahi
Abh ye bhi galat agar aakay ye comic hasaayai
Fir jab katay ang naa meri galatiy ye kaam he kasaayi ka
Mujrim jo bhand inhay meray bar na choarday
Joday jab bhi har baar haath toaday
Vote ye lay har baar haath joad kay fir comic al qaeda
Raah bas ye humko de khudka naam aik chal paayai na
Jaa basay rango mai suta laa peg banaayai ja
Gupt in sab baaton say jo parda hataayai ga
Sar na jukaayai ga
Woh he toh sanki kehlaayai ga
Kya mai sanki
Poochu jo bhi mai sawaal inhay milay jawaab yahi
Mazaak unhi ka udaau jo karay dimaag ki dahi
Kya mai sanki
Poochu jo bhi mai sawaal inhay milay jawaab yahi
Kya tu sanki
Mazaak unhi ka udaau jo karay dimaag ki dahi
Chalo fir lay chalun tumhay mai paanch saal peechay
Jab har aik din aik naya kaand sab baal kheenchay
Kahay sabhiy ustaad basit reh shaantiy se
Par ye sab laaton kay bhoot hai samajtay baat cheet nai
Naa tu ladaayi kar basit
Lagain ghay zakham
Par zakham banaayai taakatwar
Bhoolay zakham alzheimer
Par banay gulaamiy aadat agar
Chaaku kaatay ander he ander har din
Behtar jaa dattkar saamna kar yaa fir har din tu ander he mar
Kya mai sanki
Poochu jo bhi mai sawaal inhay milay jawaab yahi
Mazaak unhi ka udaau jo karay dimaag ki dahi
Kya mai sanki
Poochu jo bhi mai sawaal inhay milay jawaab yahi
Kya tu sanki
Mazaak unhi ka udaau jo karay dimaag ki dahi
Tumhaara galat toh meray lyai sahi
Ya mera galat wo tumhaara sahi
Aik he do baatien poocho dubaara nahi
Nahi is gussay pay kaabu kabi wo 11 say he
Soncho tum itna mat bas shukar karo kay maara nahi
Fir soncho tum choarday rappers ye music kyu
Khail ye maangay jab pooriy rooh
Kaanpay inki rooh
Pororo na ye cartoon
Naa wo penguin
Saat de jo chaahay dooriy ho
Jaakay behas mai kyu cheekhu
Haathon mai pop corn dekhu scooby doo
Haan mai sankiy