If only work didn't suck so much, it's just such a slug Just getting up, it sucks Wakin in the mornin' yawning and complainin' it's borin' Every single day, going, leavin', leavin' and goin' Treated like pawn and it make you wanna groan and Pause for moments use words like doggone it Sing a sad song and go on and on and on No time to moan instead pass the mic back I really wish day jobs wasn't like that It ain't quite like as if we can strike back Like the empire did to the rebels in I-Max Theatres, if you get my point This is real life not insert your favorite fantasy of choice I can move hearts, just by speaking with my voice Make the shackled feel free and the sad rejoice But when it comes to work Man, I'm just dirt I'm talkin' Entry-level sand, here is what I'm worth I could think of many grand ways for me to turn This into a positive thing, like how I had to learn How to get my lazy butt to do the dishes My dad likened them to villains that I could diminish Being a hero was something that took my interest So next thing you know, I had the sponge and I was finished But the funny thing about occupations They only go away when you takin vacations That's temporary relief of frustrations Mondays always return with no patience And then, you can do it all get again Rinse and repeat, wash the glass of an end Where the work week blends off to the horizon Where Friday shines at you and Saturday is just smilin' But if only Work didn't suck If only work, didn't suck We could drive a truck, have fun and run amuck Well, maybe that's too much, but just by a touch A job shouldn't have to feel like it is a crutch We rely on it so that we can function Yet we're obstructed by our lack of freedom from it So, for me, I'd like to change it I'ma data center tech, but with some imagination I'm the guardian of a space station Near the planet Palma, I protect the ancients Knowledge and data, from evil trying to take it Dispatching heroes to the planets to save them I thought of this at work and it was dope Then my boss called me and the immersion was just choked Will I try again? Maybe? Nope I remember school like--dude, it was a joke So much of us, wanted to grow up I was the only one at graduation feelin' like throw up Now, I don't feel tow up, but still bills will show up Every single week, like yo what Is the flippin' deal And doesn't it occur to you that it's a sin steal Yet you show up in my wallet like a thief for real I demand an explanation and a meal But let me guess, that cost money And money has to come from a place that's not funny We call it work, so we work til it hurts Sometimes we get a meal but were treated like jerks But with no explanation I guess I didn't make enough to make the payment Remember? I wanted a meal and explanation But I couldn't make the payment If Only Work Didn't suck