Well, twirl my turban, man alive Here come Mister 5x5 He's one of those big fat bouncing boys Solid avoirdupois Mister 5x5 He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide He don't measure no more from head to toe Than he do from side to side Mister 5x5 Got fifteen chins and a line of jive He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat He be Mister 5x5 That man can really jump it for a fat man The only trouble is there's no way of knowin' Whether he's comin' on or goin' Mister 5x5 He's slightly plump on his butter side He don't shake it no more from head to toe Than he do from side to side That man can really jump it for a fat man The only trouble is there's no way of knowin' Whether he's comin' on or goin' Mister 5x5 He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide He don't measure no more from head to toe Than he do from side to side