Comes a rainstorm, put your rubbers on your feet Comes a snowstorm, you can get a little heat Comes love, nothing can be done Comes a fire, firemen come to my rescue Blow a tire, you can patch the intertube Comes love, nothing can be done Don't try hidin' 'cause it isn't any use You'll start slidin' when your heart turns on the juice Comes a heat wave, you can hurry to the shore Comes a summons, hide yourself behind the door Comes love, nothing can be done Comes a headache, you can lose it in a day Comes a toothache, see a dentist right away Comes love, nothing can be done Comes the measles, you can quarrantine the room Comes a mousie, you can chase it with a broom Comes love, nothing can be done That's all, brother, if you've ever been in love That's all, brother, and you know what I'm speaking of Comes a nightmare, you can always stay awake Comes depression, you can get another break Comes love, nothing can be done