I am Flitch the cockroach
I'm the feathers of your pillow
I'm the monster 'hind your door
Hello human may I ask you if you sleep at night?
My hairy legs can't wait to walk around your fairy ass
A bag of Pringles looks me tight
Crawling 'round your blessed home my fellas call me Flitch
Your insecticide can't kill me, baby, you're my bitch
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Enjoy your elegant, tasty breakfast, only while you can
It would be a shame if I appear below
Your cereals and watch you shake
I'd give it all to see your face
Crawling 'round your blessed home
My fellas call me Flitch (Hi, Flitch!)
Your incecticide can't kill me, baby, you're my...
Hi, bitch
I am Flitch the cockroach
I'm the feathers of your pillow, I'm the monster 'hind your door
I am Flitch the cockroach
I'm the feathers of your pillow, I'm the monster 'hind
The monster by, the monster down your door
Hello, little Chuckie, can you hear me knocking?
Of course you can't, because I never knock
I just get in every fucking place that
My irreverent little hairy ass wants to
So now you got me rambling in your neat and
Tidy living room, crawling straight to your kitchen
Oh what a classy and rotten fish I can smell in your rubbish bin
I will eat it and then I will shit
On all of your fucking food, you know?
But first I'm going to fornicate
Some freely flying flies, oh yeah I will
Okay, now I'm really satisfied
Oh no! Wait! I never get satisfied!
Even less if I still haven't done
My favorite part! The bathroom!
Oh, holy god of pee and poop make me wallow
In the saint and sacred flatulences of all the human beings
And now, Chuckie, now is your turn
I'm gonna take my three huge centimeters
And my five super heavy grams right to your unconscious
Oh your tiny little innocent mind full of
Judgments and insecurities for my dirty kind
And you, Chukie, you will will flip out
Because superficially you don't have
Any idea of what I've done before
But in the very deepest place in your heart
You know that I'm the most ORDINARY!
FILTHY! DIRTY! DISGUSTING!
TOXIC AND INVINCIBLE THING IN THIS WORLD!
I'M JUST GONNA STARE AT ALL OF YOU
DEEP INTO YOUR EYES!
AND YOU WILL SURRENDER TO MY MONUMENTAL,
LEGENDARY PRESENCE OF YESTERYEAR...
BECAUSE I AM FITCH!
I'm the feathers of your pillow
I'm the monster 'hind your door
I am Flitch the cockroach
I'm the feathers of your pillow
I'm the monster 'hind your door
I am Flitch the cockroach
I'm the feathers of your pillow
I'm the monster 'hind, the monster by
The monster down your door
I am Flitch