Kiss A Cow Kiss A Cow Kiss A Cow Kiss A Cow Kiss A Cow You could climb an oak tree And try to kiss a monkey But monkeys are too quick to try to kiss Or you could even maybe Try to kiss a turkey But turkeys could get scared And you could miss, so Take a cover so it can't see And try to kiss a donkey But come to close behind and it can kick If you care to try a thriller Kiss a caterpillar But keep your cool cause it could make you sick, so Well you could try a nothin' And take a kiss of pumpkin But pumpkins are no fun to kiss at all Yeah you could kiss a black crow But every kiss you must throw 'Cause you could not come close without a call Well cows are kissable Cows aren't missable Cows are permissible to kiss I guess!