Howza 'bout that Kansas weather? Big tornadoes sunshine and rain Are the clouds conspiring up there? So unpredictable out on the plains Wichita, heavy winds in the city Sweeping 'cross the old cattle trail And the ranchers would drive 'em on through there Times have changed, not the thunder and hail Now would you like to visit Kansas? There's lots of history and folklore Don't let a little weather scare you Whatcha waiting for? What's it like at the literal center of Whatcha call the Lower Forty-Eight? Take a drive to the middle of the country Ready for skies to precipitate Look on the bright side of Topeka The changes keep you on your toes One day is sun the next is storm clouds And a few rainbows Howza 'bout that Kansas weather? Big tornadoes sunshine and rain Are the clouds conspiring up there? So unpredictable out on the plains (what's that about?) So unpredictable out on the plains (what's that about?) So unpredictable out on the plains (what's that about?) So unpredictable