I didn't even ask for this All I ever wanted was love L - O - V - E I treated you like a prince Apparently that wasn't enough E - N - O - U - G - H Boy you really had me fooled And here's an Oscar for your lying Tragedy is comedy if you can see the silver lining The funny thing It's hard to see the sun when you've been buried alive And I'm just wondering One, two, three, and Why is this happening Thank god that it's happening I can't believe it's happening Happening to me And who is gonna dance with me And celebrate this misery I can't believe it's happening Happening to me Second verse, same as the first I didn't even ask for this But I know I'm gonna be better off O - F - F - U Have a very un-merry Christmas I hope you never get what you want E - V - E - R You can say your prayers And I'll be drinking wine in Barcelona Learning every language that I know you'd never speak a word of Qué hora son mi corazón, you're not wasting my time And I'll bet you're wondering One, two, three, and Why is this happening Thank god that it's happening I can't believe it's happening Happening to me And who is gonna dance with me And celebrate this misery I can't believe it's happening Happening to me Heartbreak Mardi Gras This is a party for the Wounded, broken, super human Star-crossed suckers We'll go down together like we're Gangster poets, dodging bullets Two, three, and Why is this happening Thank god that it's happening I can't believe it's happening Happening to me And who is gonna dance with me And celebrate this misery I can't believe it's happening Happening to me Why is this happening Thank god that it's happening I can't believe it's happening Happening to me And who is gonna dance with me And celebrate this misery I can't believe it's happening Happening to me