Hopped onto PornHub, I'm 'bouta beat my dick (Nice)
Saw a fat ass so you know I had to click (Okay)
I was 'bouta nut then I realized something's wrong (What?)
I think that that's my teacher, what the fuck is goin' on?
Wait, hold it, I just had a fuckin' bruh moment
Whoa, bitch, why the fuck my teacher on some hoe shit?
Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my teacher getting fucked by five guys
Now I'm really freakin' out, I just don't know what to do
No, my teacher's a hoe, but I still gotta go to school, though
I thought for a while then I came up with a plan
Now I might finesse my teacher for like 20 fuckin' bands
So I pull up to class, I ain't even got a backpack
My teacher turned around and I start staring at her fat ass
She told me to stay after, I can't contain my laughter
Extortion on my mind just like a 1300s pastor
My teacher told me, "Boy, you better start paying attention
If you keep actin' up, then I'ma put you in detention"
I said, "I don't give a fuck, because I've seen you takin' dick
So just gimme all your money or I'm 'bouta fuckin' snitch"
She started starin' at me then she laughed
She reached in her pocket then she pulled out a badge
S.W.A.T. Team kicked down the door, now I'm trapped
I'm 'bouta go to jail just for lookin' at some ass?
Hopped onto PornHub, I'm 'bouta beat my dick
Saw a fat ass so you know I had to click
I was 'bouta nut then I realized something's wrong
I think that that's my teacher, what the fuck is goin' on?
Wait, hold it, I just had a fuckin' bruh moment
Whoa, bitch, why the fuck my teacher on some hoe shit?
Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my teacher getting fucked by five guys