I just ate an ice cream
And it tasted really good
I just walked down the street
I am walking with my brothers
I pull up on my home
And I went inside the door
And I continued my day because I need to use my phone
I said, don't hit my phone
Leave a message at the tone
I got many things to do so you have to (shut up!)
And I like to draw with crayons
Because they are pretty good
If I were to be a animal, I would be an elephant
This beat fire, I won't lie
But I fart in front of your eye
Pull up to your block and make you cry
I can probably style, I can probably die
Bring it back
Count my bands
Just kidding, I don't have money
Then I went inside the restroom, then walked outside the hall
I got white
I got money
You're so funny
No, I don't
I contracted Ebola and it was really freakin' awesome
I just ate a pumpkin pie
And now I'm gonna eat another
I'm so funny
This is random, lol
I take a pic and post it on the Snapchat
And I took a pic and now I'm getting ghosted
Buy an Android because iPhone isn't epic
It is dumb, I said, I think so
Now I'm gonna die like, bruh
I said my name is Jeff, but my name isn't Jeff
Because its MOl$
I ran away from home and now I'm going homeless
Holy shit, I ate a crayon
And it tastes so good
Now I'm gonna go and pet a doge
And the funny has arrived
I check the time, it's on my phone
If I was to be an animal, I would be a fox
{Outro}
Yun head, yun head oba-ba
Y-y-y-y-yun head, oba-ba-ba
O-o-o-oba-ma-oh