It ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?
A man stood by the river
He was tall and lean and slim
He wasn't trying to catch a fish
Just teaching the worm to swim
It ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?
A golf ball sailing through the air
Whizzed by a man a-hummin'
He heard a caddy holler "Fore!"
And he thought three more were comin'
It ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?
King Solomon had a thousand wives
And that's the reason why
He often missed his business train
Kissing them all goodbye
It ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?
Well a peanut sitting on the railroad track
His heart was all a-flutter
A train came roaring down the track
Toot, toot! Peanut butter!
It ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?
Well the chicken is a wonderful bird
That's what the preacher said
Because we eat them before they're born
And after they are dead
It ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?
It ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?