I wanna get you kidnapped
I wanna get you abducted
You'll never know I was behind it
And then I'll come and rescue you
You'd throw your arms around me
Say that I was your hero
Then you'd wanna kiss me
And that's exactly what you'd do
The problem is, is that we're good friends
The problem is, is that I wanna be your man
You're feelin' ten o'clock Tuesday
On midnight, Saturday
I wonder if before we met
I could change the course before it's set
If I was a little colder, older
Served you some Tanqueray
Or
I could invent an engine
That would solve the crisis of energy
It'd probably have to do with magnets
And you would be so proud of me
You'd throw your arms around me
Say that I was your hero
Then you'd wanna kiss me
And that's exactly what you'd do
It's true
I've known you for
So long but you'd
Be wrong to believe
You're seein' all of me
Even if you could, you'd never leave
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I wanna get you kidnapped
I wanna get you abducted
You'll never know I was behind it
Then I'll come and rescue you
You'd throw your arms around me
And say that I was your hero
Then you'd wanna kiss me
And that's exactly what you'd do
That's exactly what you'd do
Well, that's exactly what you'd do
(Exactly what you)
Exactly what you'd do