"Women peak at fourty, and men at ninteen I remember laughing my head off when I read that in a magazine (I was twenty at the time) Now I'm staring fourty right in the face And the only trouble with being a woman my age, is the men my age. That's why younger men are starting to catch my eye I'm starting to stop what I'm doing Just to turn around and watch them walk by At the very next opportunity I'm gonna give a younger man a try Because younger men are starting to catch my eye Men my age, poor old darlings, they're worried and their harry Some of them drink too much, whole lot of them are married And honey here I'm at on the threshold of all that fun I'm gonna try my best to cross it with a younger one Oh, I said that younger men are starting to catch my eye I'm starting to stop what I'm doing Just to turn around and watch them walk by At the very next opportunity I'm gonna give a younger man a try Because younger men are starting to catch my eye (Musical interlude) Woah, look over here We got a cute little ol' runner to the right Blue shorts, no shirt Whoo! You're looking good darling That's right, stay in shape Ohh... Ohh... Ohhhhhhh... Because younger men are starting to catch my eye Yes, I said younger men are starting to catch my eye"