Man! How could she do this to me!
This bout' to be a deal breaker
She took my favorite shirt as her night shirt
It's a conundrum 'cause I like her
And it'd be weird if I denied her
But I can't just let her claim my most liked shirt as her night shirt
Oh what are you supposed to do when you might lose the thing
That's most important to you and that's my night shirt (oh,woah,oh)
I can't just let it be her night shirt (oh,woah,oh)
But it'd be weird if I denied her
Of my custom-worn, comfy, cotton fibers
Now it's just her night shirt
But it's supposed to be my shirt (oh,woah,oh)
But I can't just let it be her night shirt (oh,woah,oh)
But it'd be weird if I denied her
Of my custom-worn, comfy, cotton fibers
Now it's just her night shirt
So many memories i've been havin'
Wore it the year I was radford drum captain
It was only alright then
But I aged like a fine wine
Now it's a ten
I can't let go when we been through so much
Wash after wash made it soft to the touch
Often I thought that I lost it and cried
I could never go on
I'd rather die than...
Lose my shirt (oh,woah,oh)
I can't just let it be her night shirt (oh,woah,oh)
There's no question it's my most-liked shirt
With my custom-warm, comfy, cotton fibers
Now it's just her night shirt
But it's s'posed be my shirt (oh,woah,oh)
I can't just let it be her night shirt (oh,woah,oh)
But it'd be weird if i denied her
With my custom-warm, comfy, cotton fibers
Now it's her night shirt
You're wasting my shampoo (how do you know)
You slather handfuls every afternoon (that's true)
Your hair is too short to justify the use
Of my once a week, boogie, fancy shampoo You know that's true