(Phone call conversation)
Yeah
Look
Omoh na so we open Case File No. 2
If I can be honest the situation is looking really bad
Ain't nobody being patient
That's how the case is looking nowadays and
So I planned to pull up at the ATM the other day
Tryna get dough make I spice up the holiday
We work die
Me and my homie Friday
So I told myself, "walahi me I go ball today"
Stepped in took a shower, baff'd up
Looked in the mirror, "my lady would be proud joor"
B to d A has always been a cool guy
The problem is I was looking a little too fly
Hair drippin' from my head like a mop
Plain Polo shirt fitted at the top
A pair of shorts, a pair of tube socks
That's how I pulled up where the queue stops
"Good afternoon. Sorry, are you the last?"
She said, "God forbid, I will never be the last!"
Hehe
Naija people and their drama
See this young lady acting like a grandma
But anyway na so I position gan
Head on a swivel till e reach my turn uhn!
Boom!
All of a sudden my nigga
Butterflies flying around my liver
I remember say I never pay my last Uber ride
See debit alert m-my life flashed through my eyes
Oh no!
After all my drip?
So I'm gonna leave here without cash
Head in the clouds, hands on my hip
Before you know it everybody don dey bash me
"Young man you no get conscience?!"
"Look oboy, what is all this nonsense?!"
Make I no lie you my homie I was humbled
I stepped off the machine like a boss though
See me wey wan go cinema, chai!
How I take enter this dilemma? (Chai!)
See me now I no get cash for body, ah!
And I no know where I go go ask for money, ah!
All these people no get patience at all
So I had to go and sit back at home
Chai
Nnaa mehnn
Hey
Mehn nobody get patience!
No!
Mehn nobody get patience!
Yeah yeah
Mehn nobody get patience!