(Oi!)
This wagyu I ordered it rare
Thanking God for the swag said a prayer
This Swedish girl calling me bare
I really dunno why she thinks that I care
They told me this life isn't fair
But I think my life's pretty fair
I pull up these Hugo Boss specs anti-glare
This Goyard bag's precious I'm holding it dear
If I'm late for the flight then they're holding it there
The girl you want's with me while you're holding air
And we're in a Tesla bro don't even steer
So it ain't his fault if we're hitting a deer
And I'm on a plane to Tangier
I'm texting a babe in the air
In economy I'm hating this chair
But I'm taking it in cos soon it'll be Lears
Yup! Whole team going clear
Yup! True jeans on her rear
I'm truly in love with the man in the mirror
The world needed me so God put me here
I think I'm the flyest of all of my peers
Yeah you would be lying if you said you compare
Cos I'm with the girl of your dreams right now
Taking flicks on Santa Monica Pier
Yeah, we in LA!
How am I gonna go get it today?
Okay!
Mexican jawn she gon' wave like ¡Olé!
Dress so well they asked if I'm gay
Two baddies I'm inbetween like Jay
Fan just clocked me, am I bait?
Best punchlines in UK, yeah, that's YT it's not Dave
This wagyu I ordered it rare
Thanking God for the swag said a prayer (Yup!)
This Swedish girl calling me bare
I really dunno why she thinks that I care (Yup!)
They told me this life isn't fair (Yup!)
But I think my life's pretty fair
I pull up these Hugo Boss specs anti-glare
This Goyard bag's precious I'm holding it-, holding it- (Woah)
This wagyu I ordered it rare
Thanking God for the swag said a prayer
This Swedish girl thinks we're a pair
It's crazy I think that she think that I care (Oi!)
They told me this life isn't fair
But I think my life's pretty fair
I pull up these Hugo Boss specs anti-glare
This Goyard bag's precious I'm holding it dear
If I'm late for the flight then they're holding it there