Right now hes probably slow dancing with a beach blonde tramp and shes probably getting frisky
Right now hes probably buying her some fruity little drink
Cuz' she cant shoot a whisky
Right now hes probably up behind her with
A pool stick showing her howto shoot a combo
And he dont know
That i dug my key into the side of his
Pretty little suped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
Took a louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now shes probably up singing some white trash version
Of shania karaoke
Right now shes probably saying "im drunk"
And hes a-thinking that hes gonna get lucky
Right now hes probably dabbing on three dollars
Worth of that bathroom polo
Oh, and he dont know
That i dug my key into the side his
Pretty little suped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think he cheats
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cuz' the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it wont be on me
No... not on me
Cuz' i dug my key into the side of his
Pretty little suped up four wheel drive
I carved my name into his leather seat
I took a louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll before cheats
Oh, before he cheats... oh, oh