Should we start from the beginning or what? Yeah ♪ The man on the television said I need to drink this, and sleep with that, in order to be cool And you know that I would do almost anything to be like that guy on TV I know that if I had just the right outfit and hairstyle that could be me Don't you know you can't be cool if you dress dumb I need to have that 'cause everybody's got one When I think about smoking, that would make me intellectual That's what I've always wanted to be I need to lift weights, that would make me more sexual And that would be good for me In America it's wonderful, all you have to do is fake it Own anything you want have to do is take it Live for today, don't think about tomorrow Have a good time in America-Gomorrah ♪ What are you looking at, you better not make me mad I'll drive by your house and shoot your dog, and mom, and dad I don't need you or the Bible or anything to tell me what is the law With a good enough lawyer I can do anything in Beautiful America Yeah in America it's wonderful, all you have to do is fake it Own anything you want have to do is take it Live for today, don't think about tomorrow Have a good time in America-Gomorrah ♪ I want to be in America Okay for me in America Everything's free in America For a small fee in America I want to be in America Okay for me in America Everything free in America For a small fee in America I want to be in America Okay for me in America Everything's free in America For a small fee in America I want to be in America Okay for me in America Everything's free in America For a small fee in America