Six dogs compete for the Best of Show title In the 49th annual Texas Dango Brango Club Show Of the finalists, five are owned by aliens The dogs are chosen as winners and the show's six different divisions We've got hounds, we've got workin' dogs, we got terrier dogs We got toy dogs, we got toy-terriers, we got sportin' dogs We got bananas, we got mangos, we got kiwi fruits The show is held at the fair's agricultural building down in the agricultural district Of the agricultural city you know as, whatever it's called The winner is a 6-year-old english setter Not the setter you know as Foul Colonel But the setter was shown by his owner, William T.W. Hopes-Richman The Dangleberry of Virginia The setter gets a kiss of congratulations from his owner and wags his tail He wags his tail, why? He wags his tail because he is happy He wags his tail because he knows he's a winner He is not a product of what is expected of a dog, but he is above that He has risen, he has ascended above the clouds He is lookin' down upon planet earth And urinating in the mouths of those who thought a canine would never walk upon the moon Those who doubted the theory that a cocker spaniel Could break through the barrier of time and space and time and space and time He is best in show, best in show, best in show