She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny She looks down her nose at money She gets it on like the Easter Bunny She's my baby, I'm her honey She's my baby, I'm never gonna let her go ♪ He ain't been laid in a month of Sunday I caught him once, and he was sniffin' my undies He ain't too sharp, but he gets things done Drinks his beer like it's oxygen He's my baby, I'm his honey He's my baby, I'm never gonna let him go ♪ She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs She takes a lickin', keeps on tickin' She takes a lickin', I'm never gonna let her go ♪ He's got more balls than a big brass monkey A wacked out weirdo, and a love bug junkie Sly as a fox, crazy as a loon Payday comes and he's a'howlin' at the moon He's my baby, I don't mean maybe He's my baby, and I'm his honey He's my baby, I'm his honey He's my baby, I'm never gonna let him go ♪ In spite of ourselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow Against all odds Honey, we're the big door prize And we're gonna spite our noses Right off of our faces There won't be nothin' but big old hearts Dancin' in our eyes She's my baby I'm his honey She's my baby I'm never gonna let you go