I woke up Naked and afraid I needed water I reached for my Gatorade Couldn't find my clothes Had no idea where I was Poured out empty cans into a cup just to get a buzz I looked out my window, was surprised at what I saw A chicken on a bicycle and a flock of flying dogs They say that you can get delirious from layin' off the sauce But I don't know nothin' 'bout that 'Cause I ain't ever laid off I woke up on a milk farm Tubes hangin' from my breasts Some guy was standin' in the corner With a smile on his face Yeah, I got milked on a milk farm Naked and afraid Naked and afraid This is the last I wanted, how I ended up lookin' like this No one, no way out to be found and a strong smell of piss I looked around to see if I could recognize myself Tubes hangin' out my breasts and bottles on the shelf I woke up on a milk farm Naked and afraid Naked and afraid Milk farm I woke up Naked and afraid I was on a milk farm I woke up on a milk farm I woke up on a milk farm And I got milked on a milk farm They're milkin' me on a milk farm I'm gettin' milked on a milk farm With this tube hangin' out my arm All these farmers on a milk farm I'm gettin' milked on a milk farm Milk farm Milk milk milk