Well, I'm a cold beer at the end of the day I ain't old, but I'm set in my ways I'm a man with a plan and a taste for freedom And I got 34 acres on the county line Paid the last note, now it's mine, all mine A white framed house with a front porch swing for dreamin' I might not be some fantasy, the biggest shot in town But I run like an old John Deere, won't ever let you down Take all your love and all your troubles and lay 'em all on me 'Cause I come with a good strong back and a lifetime guarantee I keep on tickin' like a Timex watch I'm a train rollin', you can set your clock When you call me, you know I come runnin' to you right on time All I'm tryna say is you can count on me To be the man that I say I'll be I'll give you all I got until the day I die, you know that's right I might not be some fantasy, the biggest shot in town But I run like an old John Deere, won't ever let you down Take all your love and all your troubles and lay 'em all on me 'Cause I come with a good strong back and a lifetime guarantee A lifetime guarantee I might not be some fantasy, the biggest shot in town But I run like an old John Deere, won't ever let you down Take all your love and all your troubles and lay 'em all on me 'Cause I come with a good strong back and a lifetime guarantee I was made in the USA, right here in Tennessee And I come with a good strong back and a lifetime guarantee A lifetime guarantee