Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' and the chicks for free
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell you them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta move these microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV
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We gotta move these microwave ovens
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Wow, she's got it stickin' in the camera
And he's up there, what's that goddamn noises?
Bangin' on the bongos like a goddamn ape
But that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' and the chicks for free
We gotta move these microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV
♪
Look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the fucking CM
But ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Mm-mm, that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' and the chicks for free, yeah
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Put your hands together