Death to the mid-twenties pessimist
This dead end debit pimp smiley face is evidence
I don't love lady luck were just friends with benefits
88 MPH skipping ahead to the second kiss
We all sleep walk embrace your inner coo coo
Don't kill the dream before the car alarm woo woo's
And your caught on a treadmill in a tube top and moon boots
Pocket dialing bomb threats to your exes new boo
Said it couldn't be done- Well I just did it
With no gun, no chain and a dollar bill limit
Fucking cynic, zip it. Give it a rest. I'm not finished
Chin up, the grass can't be that interesting? Is it?
I celebrate in between both 11: 11's
Cuz 4: 20 is an irrelevant collection of seconds
I think a lot probably more than recommended
I'm writing a novel in my head and don't wanna forget it
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We will surprise you We will surprise them
We're not going for broke we're going for amazing
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We're not going for broke we're going for amazing
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient
I used to be so "me against the world" 2Pac- I'm over it
I'd rather hold yoga poses on a pogo stick
And hump my beautiful brunette til the crazy dog notices
Instead of going postal on a mogul screaming "socialist!"
Ya gotta scare yourself stupid. Ya know moon a platoon
Steroid enthusiasts while hoola hooping in a pool of AC units
Til your soul gets so electrocuted your baby's
Mommas other babies daddies babies shoes fit
Last week I signed a contract on an airplane
Just to light a match and dance in its ashes
While we crash landed in the mid-Atlantic
Sorry Captain, don't panic it just had to happen
Don't believe in magic? And fabricated accidents?
I do- But I wear skinny jeans like we invented fashion
And damn I look good- better than your girlfriend
Who wants a court side seat to see the world end
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We will surprise you We will surprise them
We're not going for broke we're going for amazing
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We're not going for broke we're going for amazing
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient
I finally figured out this whole walking through walls thing
And all it took was a jack-hammer golf swing
If only I could conquer walking on water
Then my friends my game would really be evolving
I quit drinking started eating cold turkey
I was getting too loose too topsy turvey
I'll never get bamboozled you can't out work me
Why such a hurry? Stay a while. We're just getting flirty
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We will surprise you We will surprise them
We're not going for broke we're going for amazing
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We're not going for broke we're going for amazing
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient