The girls on the west side got Mechanical hands The girls on the east side got Secrets in their shopping bags The city breathes in a lonely computer The streets are sick with spring fever The girls on the west side got Expensive skin The girls on the east side look Automatic within The boys are thirsty For a chance to deflower The desperate lovers on their way to Happy hour I can't find a dating service in this city Love is a new disease in this city In this city