I was fasting My penis had no action He was depressed and friendless Had no hole to fit in Tried manual decompression Put my ding dong in a fan Even used the vacuum cleaner And stuffed it in an apple pie Nothing seemed to reduce the swelling All day long my cock was sticking up So I found this obese chick She was horrendous but had no dick She was so fat she had front, side and back boobs But still she had a fanny Once she humped me She gave me testicular torsion Bloody fat chick Now my balls are all twisted! Nothing seemed to reduce the swelling All day long my cock was sticking up So I found this obese chick She was horrendous but had no dick She was so fat she had front, side and back boobs But still she had a fanny Testicular torsion, testicular torsion