Got explosive diarrhea Wonder if it was from a nasty tortilla... Shit came shooting out in squirts Thought my anus was writing in Morse Suddenly I started to spew Figured I had the Asian flu! Went straight to the hospital But the vomiting was unstoppable Threw all over nurses' boobs Even puked carrots in cubes! Thought I was meeting my end As I felt my butthole distend Got all feverish and sweaty Didn't even get a boner with nurse Betty And as the stomach pain got more intense Things started to make sense I'll die without a hump And I could really use some suction pump As a I saw an old lady in coma I figured: "why not hit her with my cobra?" Turns out it was just food poisoning from a burrito That turned into a fecal torpedo Still a totally worthy pussy Even though massively bushy