It's war I tell ya, I met some fellas Who used to love you But now they don't know you My favorite cousin Who used to mean something He played me records I've tried to forget Like french and saunders He talked for hours Through costume dramas Watched by piranhas And rows and rows and rows and rows of Muppets staring straight at the sun But I feel the force, I'm dead of course Enrolled on a popular culture course But I can't save nothing but world cup drumming It's stuck in my throat like it used to mean something I feel the force, I'm dead of course Enrolled on a popular culture course But I can't save nothing but world cup drumming And I polish it every day It's war I tell ya on fortune-tellers On trumped-up charges You always were the hardest My favourite brother who used to be taller He played me records I'll only hear once Like french and saunders He talked for hours through costume dramas Watched by piranhas And rows and rows and rows and rows of Muppets staring straight at the sun But I feel the force, I'm dead of course Enrolled on a popular culture course But I can't save nothing but world cup drumming It's stuck in my throat like it used to mean something I feel the force, I'm dead of course Enrolled on a popular culture course But I can't save nothing but world cup drumming And I polish it every day It's war I tell ya It's war I tell ya It's war I tell ya It's war I tell ya I can't save nothing but world cup drumming! I can't save nothing but world cup drumming! I can't save nothing but world cup drumming! I can't save nothing but world cup drumming!