Hey, hey, heroes of stay away fiction What's the point of leaving home when you own it? What's the point of do it yourself when it looks so shit That these kids can't even feed themselves? Hey, hey, legends of make your mind up What's the point of losing weight if it won't lose you? Born in Cardiff Raised by wolves and died on his fucking arse Anyway, she did her best Her best wasn't good enough She did her best Her best wasn't good enough Hey, hey, heroes of stay away fiction What's the point of leaving home when you own it? What's the point of do it yourself when it looks so shit That these kids can't even feed themselves? Hey, hey, legends of make your mind up What's the point of losing weight if it won't lose you? Born in Cardiff Raised by wolves and died on his fucking arse Anyway, she did her best Her best wasn't good enough She did her best Her best wasn't good enough But you should be ashamed, Seamus You should be appalled, Seamus Yeah, you should be abridged, Seamus Yeah, you should be culled