Like any good heathen I read your diary for the dirty parts 'Cause if you wanna get even Well, that's a pretty good start There was really nothing much to see You dot your i's and you cross your t's Well, honey, far be it from me To criticize your life I'm just the housekeeper I'm just the floor sweeper I'm just the help I'm just the help It was sort of disappointing to know You're just as dull when the doors are closed And there's nothing in you closet but clothes So, guess i'll do my job I'm just the housekeeper I'm just the floor sweeper I'm just the help I'm just the help I'm just the housekeeper I'm just the floor sweeper I'm just the help I'm just the help I'm just the help I'm just the help I'm just the help