Proud and doomed As a dodo bird, In a history textbook, Under a puddle of drool, On your desk. Jesus loves you, But he's alone in that sentiment So don't get too comfortable... Comfortable. Should these symptoms persist, You may cease to exist. Should these symptoms persist, You may need to go see a doctor. Absolecence burst right out Of the birthday cake With a bright bikini And a festive grin. Let the party begin. You let the symptoms persist, Now you cease to exist. You let the symptoms persist, And you never did see that doctor.