Jane said she had a problem with The modern world All the boys she ever loved are With another girl And her father always wanna Bring her way down low and All the doctors that she ever met have Gotta way to go Jane said she had a problem with Her mother's wealth Said she ought to cut and run And grow up by herself So, she wrote a letter to them on The way to school The way to school now Said she cannot live her life Under her father's rule Don't call the morning after Won't stop the pain and laughter Won't fix the failing plan You gotta pay the man You gotta give it all away And you have gotta go Janey said she had a problem with Her failing health Said she's gonna fix it all up on The National Health She only got a couple of worries Gotten out of hand and When she tells her doctors that They never understand Don't call the morning after Won't stop the pain and laughter Won't help to pass the blame You gotta take the pain You gotta give it all away And you have gotta go Janey had a revelation on The way to school Said she's gonna hang herself Up the bathing pool She's really gonna lay it on them 'Cause she always knew that Every mother wants to die before Her children do Don't call the morning after Won't stop the big disaster Don't miss the main event You gotta pay the rent You gotta give it all away And you have gotta go C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon we're living In the modern world