I know it's true I've been a little crazy over you And if I'm going to make an ass of myself I might as well begin And if I say I love you Will you disappear before my eyes And if I give you an inch Will you take a mile Hold my head under the water with a smile And if I comfort you in sorrow Will you be mine Or take me for all that you loathe The way I feel Maybe more than you will ever know And when I ask myself, I realize I'm never gonna win And if I say I only want to be your friend Would that be fine? Or should you go? Will I ever leave? Or will I be ignored until I blow away? I know it's true I've been a little crazy over you And if I say I love you Will you disappear before my eyes