I just so happen to believe (in one side of the conflict)
You're sick of all their silence
You're clutching the bouquet
You're wondering yet again
What is the right thing that you should say
Oh the angle of ascension
And the closeness of the sun
As you keep pondering the question
Why no one found you fun
And you're proud of the description
You're feathering your hair
But there's no one's RSVPing
So they're not likely to be there
So you'll gorge upon the starters
You'll titty-fuck the cake
But filming the entire thing
Will be your worst mistake
Oh the sadness in your laughter
As you ring up your mother
She said don't you worry daughter
But I can't find all your father
I just so happen to be friends with one side of the conflict
I just so happen to be friends with one side of the conflict
You try to ape the strangers
Cuz they've got the pattern down pat
Oh you dragged your favourite bowling ball
But you had to give it back
Oh the cling in static clothing
Makes the company severe
But nobody comes to claim you
Despite all of the free beer
You're the Olympics of disaster
The challenge of the crowd
You wanna fuck the school
But you know it ain't allowed
So you'll promise the dispenser
It's a 'squirtz' in every shot
And it should be the inspiration
And you'll tell my mom she's hot
You'll tell her.
You'll call her up and you'll tell her
Fuck all the text messages and emails you pusy.
If it be your pleasure
I'll introduce your saviour to you now
He's standing right behind me
On a cavalcade of colour
I fit you to be sure
With my ancient understanding
At the base of your allure
I just so happen to believe in one side of the conflict
I just so happen to believe in one side of the conflict
You swept in like a silence
A cameo upstaged
The kind of stunt that use to leave you
Totally enraged
Oh you say forget about that now darling
And sit back into your chair
Let me writhe upon your thigh
As you fix upon my hair
I just so happen to believe in one side of the conflict
I just so happen to believe in one side of the conflict