This ain't a Party... NO!
It all starts with a text, put the crew on deck
So we on the same page about the luau, next
Click click on the net, post up a new event
Photoshop some chick with her boobs out, check
Say Zuckerberg, Zuckerberg
Get it out there man, tell 'em what's the word
Cause the buzz ain't enough, I want something worse
Gimme chainsaw, blades all rusty perfect
Now as news travels you, hide all you valuables
Clear out the fridge for the Malibu,
Oh my bad I meant, room for the brewskies
The coconuts cool but what I meant was thirty two "d"
And no shopping trips, ain't no pop and chips,
BYOB and lots of it
Besides it's no time for hop and skip
Cause here they come already knocking kids
It ain't a party, til the cops get here
And it ain't too loud if we can talk in here
And it ain't time to go, if your two feet you're on
Ain't time to go home... NO!
It ain't a party, til the cops get here
And it ain't too loud if we can talk in here
And it ain't time to go, if your two feet you're on
Ain't time to go home... NO!
Before you can hey, there's chicks on the table
Dudes making use of the angle
A line for the bathroom, dining room turned dance floor
People spilling out the back door
Somebody just jumped off the roof, That's nothing
They throwing furniture in the pool, That's nothing
There's a tiger in here on the loose, Well that's something
Man she's about to spew... Glad I saw that coming
The neighbor is out front, complaining about something
But I can't tell what cause the stereos pumping
Matter fact, turn it up that's that A Vice club shit
Renovate and worry later when you busted
Now mister, mister, on that wall
Get your ass up off that phone
Them girls are asking for it bro
So answer answer take that call
Now Missy Missy on that wall
Don't be such a frickin' snob
It's way more fun if you're involved
We rolling babe, let's get you on
It ain't a party, til the cops get here
And it ain't too loud if we can talk in here
And it ain't time to go, if your two feet you're on
Ain't time to go home... NO!
It ain't a party, til the cops get here
And it ain't too loud if we can talk in here
And it ain't time to go, if your two feet you're on
Ain't time to go home... NO!
This ain't a party, that ain't a party
You ain't a party, who wants to party
This ain't a party, that ain't a party
You ain't a party, who wants to party