There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' You gotta keep it beatin' For all the hoppin' cretins Cretin! cretin! I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop Doing the cretin hop Cretin! cretin! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 Cretins wanna hop some more 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 All good cretins go to heaven (Repeat)