I'm glad when you're near And I'm sad when you're here That is what it's like to be me I'm glad when you're here And I'm sad when you're near This is what it's like to die alone This all hurts me so much That I honestly believe You're the one this is hard for I'm bartered tact for wit And I've already made up A billion stories about you Knee deep in static I hear you breaking up We're breaking up I guess we're breaking up You're not the other woman You're just another woman Another hobby for a guy like me I'm glad when you're here And I'm sad when you're near That is what it's like to be me You're given me a heart like a gun And I'm so shocked that I've made it Through these billion days I made it through these billion days I didn't think I could tough it out All those days a billion I didn't think I could tough it out a billion Knee deep in static I hear you breaking up We're breaking up I guess we're breaking up You're not the other woman You're just another woman Another hobby for a guy like me So we're growing, I'm sure There's no other I can turn to There's no other I can turn to If not you, then Who else should I believe? Knee deep in static I hear you breaking up We're breaking up I guess we're breaking up You're not the other woman You're just another woman Another hobby for a guy like me I'm glad when you're near But I'm sad that you're here That is what it's like to be me Glad when you're near But I'm sad that you're here That is what it's like to be me Glad when you're near And I'm sad that you're here This is what it's like to be me Glad that you're near Sad that you're here I hope you enjoy dying alone