Jason and I were on Our way to see Iron Lung when some Bug-eyed stranger handed us The Constitution We thought he was either Insane or high Till a sniper on a rooftop Killed the poor guy Before we knew it We were under attack By Dick Cheney In his Halliburton jet pack We ran for our lives Straight into the clutches Of the FBI But we were rescued By the actor Michael Ironside He explained the whole Cloak and dagger scheme He called in the Swedish Lesbian commando team After the final battle In the Illuminati secret base We had cow tongue tacos From a food truck in Chevy Chase