(Ha ha ho, ha ha ho, ha ha ho)
He's in a coma, dial 999
She's in a coma dial 999
He's in a coma dial 999
She's in a coma dial 9-9-9
(Ha ha ho)
Driving too fast along the white line,
Speeding along, time after time after time
She's in a coma dial 999
He's in a coma dial 999
She's in a coma dial 999
He's in a coma dial 9-9-9
Driving too fast along the white line
Breaking the speed limit, time after time after time
He's in a coma dial 999
She's in a coma dial 999
He's in a coma dial 999
She's in a coma dial 9-9-9
(Ha ha ho, ha ha ho, ha ha ho, ha ha ho)
Follow the line, follow the track
It'll take you home, give you a heart, give you a heart attack!
Yeah this'll cost you twelve, oh it's fine, fine, fine!
He's in a coma dial 999 (ha ha ho)
He's in a coma dial 999 (ha ha ho)
She's in a coma dial 999 (ha ha ho)
He's in a coma dial 999 (ha ha ho)
Now it's in my blood, oh i feel fine, fine, fine
He's in a coma dial 999 (ha ha ho)
She's in a coma dial 999 (ha ha ho)
He's in a coma dial 999 (ha ha ho)
She's in a coma dial 999 (ha ha ho)
Follow the line, follow the track
You're taking so much it's gonna give you a heart,
Heart, heart, heart attack!
It's gonna give you a heart attack
He's in a coma, dial 999
(Ha ha ho, what's wrong?
I need something stronger
Take four red capsules)
She's in a coma, dial 911
It's no fun
(Ha ha ho, take four red capsules)
If you get caught you'll be doing time, time, time
(Ha ha ho)
He's in a coma dial 999
(Ha ha ho)
(Ha ha ho, ha ha ho, what's wrong?
I need something stronger
Take four red capsules)